What about the Arrested Development t shirt?

Now there are three holes. This isn't going to end well.

Did it sound like it was asking a question? Those are the funniest farts.

Hitting three triples and a double is WAY more impressive than hitting for the cycle, and yet gets nowhere near the attention. Someone needs to coin a catchy name for it so it can get the attention it deserves.

I had the misfortune of hearing this on the radio last night (first time all year I heard Sterling and Waldman, thank god). This was Waldman; please try to find the audio:

"And Jeter ignored Ichiro! And then he smiled, then he fisted him."

"For it's... one!.... two! .....two is where I draw the line, doc."

Unfortunately it was found that he did, in fact, have prostate cancer, and had approximately 1 month to live.

Reports are surfacing that upon being arrested, Knoblauch threw a fit. Unfortunately, it hit an elderly woman in the third row.

Eh, I've heard wickets are his Achilles heel.

I don't think you quite grasp what the word great means.

Be sure to watch these two clips (which Deadspin failed to post) before you come to your conclusions. As the two videos below show, Amber Battle was constantly instigating Nigel Bethel II, along with other players. She has a past history of "rough-housing" guys at the TTU Recreation Center and has received complaints…

Always, people just gotta ask. And dont it on 90/94 in Chicago or the 405 in LA.

I use the same pic as an avatar for everything but Kinja. Actually, I had it here for a while too until Kinja screwed it up somehow. One time I lost it and had to Google "unicorns fucking" to find it again...I haven't been the same after that.

Next thing you know they'll be closing the Josh Brent Driving Academy.

Sanders promised to tackle the issues head on, but I think we know how that will turn out.

What I'd give for a hearty shove from an Australian who didn't recognize me.

Great. Congratulations. I'm a worthless fucking truck driver but I've somehow managed to haul somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 tons of medical supplies that have undoubtedly helped a lot of people. Probably more people than you have helped.

wtf does it matter? He was going to reach that record and surpass it anyway.

That's pretty Strange.