Seriously, fuck Derek Jeter.

The more time that passes, the harder it is to be a football fan with this kind of culture surrounding it. Also there better not be any puff pieces on Urban Meyer for a while. And as a Steeler fan, the next time some yinzer tries to tell you how classy the Stillers are, you tell him he is a jag off.

Dude in the back shrugging his shoulders and side-moonwalking, FOR THE WIN.

Kluwe's mouth outkicked his coverage.

I could've sworn during the post-game telecast, the camera cut to the above two staring at each other with puckered lips and giggling for a good five seconds. But then they started laughing and wagging their fingers like, "No, no, no. We are not the gay."

People bitching about weather coverage interrupting television programs is a well-documented phenomenon. Meteorologists even get death threats over it.

This is the most nonsensical signing since Nelson Mandela's funeral.

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Ahhhhh....I'mma go for this. Shut the fuck up, Barry! V.I.Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

This deserves more love

Sure Charlie Brown, you go kick that football.

How come he does it and it's all "ha ha" and jokes, yet when I do it I have to wear an ankle bracelet & stay 100 yards away from schools?

Ha!

Also, they couldn't get a quote from someone who could go three words without saying 'like' ? Those quotes were unreadable.

If you're looking for dirt on Johnny Manziel, I'm pretty sure the Browns offensive line will help you out.

• 2013 charged with illegally finding his thrill on Blueberry Hill.

That's not a call for the third-base coach. A runner who decides to tag on fly ball makes that call on his own. The third base coach is there to make the stop/go call for runners who cannot see the play developing behind them — typically because the runner is already running full-out toward the next base.

Neymar is a great player but I want to punch his hair.