A chef from the future, you say?

Va-va-va-VOOM!

brilliant! +1

Education and football should be completely severed in this country. Period.

So good. +1

Guess he's square with his bookie.

"for personal reasons"

Football and education need to be completely severed in this country. Period.

Chicago. Tanglewood 1970. Hot poop.

So good. +1

Hey! Styx has a new album! Oh, wait.....nevermind.

NEEDS MOAR STARZ! +1

It seems like there have been a lot of Friday night news dumps lately.

Oh, thank god. It is you. You have to keep the ringer on the Jitterbug I got you switched to ""ON" because you always lose it. And I told you I switched the ringtone from that beeping that scared you to "Lobster Salad Fart", so KEEP THE RINGER ON!! I'll be over later for a tea rinse and a buttered plate. I'll help…

mom?

you are an awful person

Please don't post The Minutemen in the same space Billy Haisley lazily posts horseshit by something called Little Bee every chance he gets, on purpose, and to punish the readers of this site. It is extremely disrespectful.

Damn. Looks like it's Business Time.