Ha! +1

Can we just separate football from school? This is all just so stupid. No more school football teams of any kind! Who's with me?!

That's what an old friend of mine had trouble with when he quit. I think he quit drinking coffee in the morning because he couldn't bear it without a cigarette. He made it, though. Really pulling for you. I loved this comic growing up, and this was a great little story line. A father wakes up in the dead of winter to…

+ 1 more day under your belt. Great work! Four Sticks.

You're doing great, Erg. Keep up the good work! Here's a silly "3" song with a good gum-chewing beat.

10-team league. 1 keeper. PPR. I have the #1 pick, and am keeping Nick Foles in the 18th (& final) round. Top 5 mega-RBs (McCoy, Charles, Peterson, Forte, Lacy) are all kept. Do I go Lynch or Ball?

I plagiarized this song in 8th grade honors English on a poem assignment. When my teacher read my "masterpiece" to the dirtbag class and they broke out laughing, I went from an A+ to an F- in the blink of a fucking eye.

"Just gimme the bet, Lisa."

Getting stoned in China with a quarter-pound in the house. Yeah, that sounds relaxing.

Ha! +1

[assumes crane fighting stance]

Keeping Nick Foles in the 18th round in my keeper league over Shane Vereen & Percy Harvin or Randall Cobb in the 4th. Don't try to talk me out of it.

Back in the grey. Whee!

One way or the other, this kid is gonna be catchin' balls in The Big House.

Just watched the MLB.TV highlight package on this game. Right before he hits the bomb, there's a great close-up shot of Stanton muttering to himself like Crash Davis.

Ha! +1

Just got off work in a kitchen filled with NASCAR freaks. They seem to think there will be no criminal charges, which I find astounding. Something to do with a very strict rule regarding staying in your car after an accident, which is considered your "safe zone", until they can get the rest of the field down to a safe…

This subject makes me hate everything.

plus one million!