ha! +1

I wish he existed in real life! Just walking up to random conversations, gleaning enough information to formulate his opinion, turning to the opposition, saying, "Go fuck yourself.", and walking away with no negative consequences whatsoever. Beautiful. I was rooting like hell for you in this thread last night, and…

I love Go Fuck Yourself Guy, and am extremely jealous of you. I checked his comment history. The answer is yes.

I'm baked & this joke hit me like a cruise missile for some reason. Giggling like a dope, I am.

Ha! +1

Yeah, that's Creedence watching from the side of the stage.

He has so many fans in NY, NJ, CT. Maybe he wanted them to know it was the last chance they'd get to watch him play. And I think it's smart to wait till your playing career is over to start a family. 20 years is a lot of road trips, which must suck when you have a wife & kids. And if a bunch of models, actresses &…

C'mon. He announced his retirement, nothing more. The New York Yankees & Steiner Collectibles are making the whole thing a disgusting money grab. I know Phil Mushnick is not a popular writer around these parts, but he's doing a fantastic job chronicling this shameful episode. Perhaps the Yanks are trying to make up…

He's not making this happen.

Bullet-proof vest on, too!

DUAN ENGLISH-TO-SPANISH UPGRADE EDITION:

I actually have this song on an album called "T.B. Sheets" which contains this boozy alternate version of "Madame George".

"The super extreme charge carries a 45-day minimum jail sentence, but that can be mitigated."