Was that a bee sting?

Goya?

That's Kyle McLachlan from Portlandia & Twin Peaks! And you're right. Everyone here is doing fantastic work, but his performance shines through.

Spent a summer in AZ witnessing 5 of my aunts & my grandparents lose their minds when the Iran-Contra hearings pre-empted "Days Of Our Lives", or as they called it, "The Show". Ridiculous.

Tommy the Cat.

Gradgrad?

"Now, we come to find out, as of yesterday, in doing further investigation into this case, it's not just Jada. There are other young girls who they've been posting pictures online having sex with these young girls also who are comatose and obviously unconscious. And so the police now are putting out a call to identify…

[simultaneously mouths "plus one!" and signs "HOSPITAL! UNDERPANTS!" into palm]

¡Tear-ra del Fuego!

You sick fuck. +1

Thanks, but I was hours late with it. That's half the battle around here. The really funny guys are also quick as hell. Cheers!

"The Knicks can offer him a five-year $129 million contract."

+WAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!

The Boston Crab strikes again!

So then I guess the question is: Did he forget about Puig's arm, or did he forget he's a catcher? That takes balls like Willie Mays Hayes, to try to tag on that guy on that play, no?

No stop sign from the 3rd base coach?

"Gordon was released on a $500 bond. Court records did not list an attorney. Gordon is scheduled for an Aug. 26 court appearance in Raleigh on the charges brought against him.

"Epstein, you magnificent basTARD I READ YOUR BOOK!!!"

I'm gonna go make sure we have plenty of those little dental flossers handy, because I'm eating a lot of this. Today. Cheers! And have a great holiday.