I live in Canada, and I know her. A lot of us know her

This data sounds a lot like my girlfriend. You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.

After that press conference, DeTrumpeau acknowledged there was a corruption problem in Washington, but, of course, not one that involved him in any way. “A lot of it’s the Deep State bureaucrats. A lot of it’s the Democrats,” he said. 

Some PGA pros have attitude problems, some are chuds, some are rude to fans, and some are addicted to gambling and adultery. But when it comes to shafting the game of golf, Bryson DeChambeau has only one way to do it.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

I definitely don’t want to include 2003, because that would be sixteen completed seasons- I don’t want to go all “how many days are there in a week” here, but you can count them on your fingers. And I’m not going to include 2004 either, because a) it’s my arbitrary endpoints, dammit, and I will manipulate the data as…

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

The Colts had #1 and #2 overall in 1991.  They picked Steve Emtmann and Quentin Coryatt.  Multiple championships ensued.

Our reality has gotten so twisted and buttfucked, that I would not be surprised if the Steelers and Dolphins finish with the two worst records, allowing the Dolphins to pick 1 and 2 in 2020.

Roethlisberger cares very little about consent.

They’ll have to let him play in the games now. 

He went to get a second opinion and the specialist told him “no means no.”

I’m seeing a lot of harsh reactions to this injury, either from people who love him or hate him. I think it’s never just a black-or-white issue with Roethlisberger; there’s always gonna be a little grey.

+1 Rapistberger

Miami comes to Pittsburgh end of October, you should get tickets 

The October 28th game will determine next year’s draft.

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

So Rudolph is going to have to lead the way?

Big Ben with nothing to do must be a Steel-Town stripper nightmare.