I’m not a Gregg Williams fan but he’s had three teams in the top ten dating back to 2004, and four if you want to include 2003 as the last fifteen completed seasons. 

Speaking of Jesus, he took almost 33 years to come out to everyone as the Son of God (if you believe the Bible). What the hell was he waiting for, anyway?

Your book will be an all time worst seller. 

Or is it? Your whole 90's world was a lie!

Did Doug Pederson bring a bike/scooter along with him?

That’s a made up word!

11 minutes from the start to Kraft being fully clothed and leaving? Man, Rick Pitino is jeal-ous!

I don’t follow any celebrities around like they’re not human. I hate all things E! and Bravo. Sounds like you’re choosing to be willfully ignorant. But I’m happy you’re not star-struck by this pederest. 

Oh, so you missed this skit 16 goddamn years ago?

What kind of peasant doesn’t have a WSJ subscription?

Hopefully they used some creative license to change things around for the better with the movie. My wife and I both read the book (it’s an easy and quick read) and both of us saw nearly every major plot twist coming a mile away. Both of us said the second half storyline and ending is one of the top 3 most…

I dunno, I think I speak for the normies when I say what Miazga did was hilarious. 

With the flyball to center, there are now two outs. So if the next batter were to get a hit, Velazquez would’ve been running on contact with two outs, so it’s not like he would’ve required a great jump to beat any play at the plate, especially given his athleticism. Attempting to tag from second only brings in…

The grocery store we went to growing up had small versions of shopping carts for kids to push. These were replicas of metal carts. My mom always warned me that leaning on the handle and picking me feet off the ground result in the cart popping up and hitting me in the face. I never believed her. Until one day it did…

This game was broadcast exclusively on Facebook so it was nice for Phillies fans to actually have to go out their way to watch this slop.

HEY! The statue was when he shit his pants at Ohio State, NOT when he died of cancer. Get your story straight.

HEY! Fuck you, too!

I think I would slot Seranthony in at #3 on that list, behind Adonis and Arquimedes on the weirdness scale but ahead of Franklyn and Jhailyn, but I’d be willing to hear arguments for being behind only Arquimedes. 

The Buster Olney report is great for one main reason: the Phillies prospects the Orioles are scouting are a collection of four fantastic names. In order of increasing weirdness:

Hopefully you had Chalawan Por Onnut beating Rambong Leesorkanka in Thursday night’s Muay Thai matchup at the Rajadamnern Stadium