Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

Lucky you, I have to get a divorce now.

Or just go the Wayne Rooney route, unabashedly do it and then give the same explanation Rooney did: he was barely 30 years old, didn’t want to be bald and had the means to fix it. Own it.

I, too, hate the wind. Getting angry and wanting to fight the wind is an endlessly embarrassing feeling. But now you can put a face to the wind and your anger doesn’t seem so stupid and misplaced:

On top of everything you just mentioned, the Sixers were an abysmal 7-36 from 3 in this game, only one game after hitting 18. Three of those shots came in the 4th quarter and one was by Covington as the clock wound down. Saric had the best 3pt percentage for the team, and he shot 3-10. JJ Redick missed as many free…

I appreciate your condescension in boiling down my attempted thoughtful and self-aware response to just “a few smiles.” Enjoy your self professed drinking problem.

You ever meet an Irish person from Northeast Philly that is barely literate and has never set foot near the state of Indiana that is somehow a diehard Notre Dame fan because his last name starts with Mc or O’?

St. Louis’ airport literally advertises the IKEA as a local attraction. It’s not even a particularly big IKEA. St. Louis is a dump of despair and sadness.

Evidently there is a caveat to the goaltending rule where if the ball hits the backboard but it is still below the rim, a defender touching it is not goaltending. The ball wasn’t completely below the rim, but there is a case to be made that’s how the refs interpreted it, however thin that case may be. It’s also…

I’d call this luke-warm at best. I thought it was a well established majority opinion that their 90s albums were great but they stopped really trying to do anything new after Scar Tissue and Californication.

Well they’ve just replayed the same song multiple times on every CD since 2001 so you’re not really missing anything.

He’s saying Oubre is a good looking human. It’s not that confusing

That’s as excited as I’ve heard a German speaker get since late April 1945.

I played at Trump West Chester in October 2016, right before the election. The caddy I had said he’d caddied for Trump over 100 times. I asked how accurate the stories of the “shoe wedge” are and he just laughed. He said he never blatantly cheated on behalf of Trump like kicking it into the fairway, but it was known…

This really is unbelievable. The Michigan State administration is making us at Penn State look good.

Not only is he Mose Schrute, he is also Regis Philbin’s son-in-law.

Hey man, thanks for chiming in! Love the feedback. Also, glad you saw the joke being made.

As a Penn Stater, I am offended to be associated with Greg Schiano.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this just a version of the 2016 Indians’ strategy, only amplified since there is no starter in the Yankees rotation that can match Corey Kluber? And don’t the Indians still have a pretty vaunted bullpen of their own?