The problem—a shadowy network of middlemen and grifters who can abuse the NCAA’s repressive gray market for talent to enrich themselves, which turns the recruiting scene into the shadiest possible place—would be resolved by abolishing the institution that creates the conditions in which the problem exists. The FBI is…

I always liked Agassi more because he was flashier and had way more personality, but goddamn Sampras’ game was way more fun to play for me. Loved serving and volleying. And then when some other kid would try to lob and you’d overhead smash it in their face? THE BEST!

Thanks, @realDonaldTrump

Why the fuck is Hank wearing his guitar strap across the right shoulder, making it functionally useless?

Penn State was without it’s top 5 linebackers for that game and then lost #6 to a targeting penalty. The team was dealing with a ton of injuries and didn’t even resemble the team that finished the year out. They should’ve been more competitive but it was understandable why they were not.

The silver lining in this story is that Zeke seems to tip very well. 33% on that bottle.

I posted this on Reddit in response to her Leather Special getting terrible Netflix reviews and her retort that it was just a few alt-right trolls doing so. I’ve edited it a little but I think it still is relevant here:

He also backed off a lot of that talk the last few years, especially after his diagnosis, so it’s not nearly as pertinent now as it was 5-7 years ago.

Just know that I would have starred this comment if you weren’t sitting on 69 right now. Nice

Oh Darsh, you’re even dumber than I thought - again!

So Peter Laviolette has no won a Stanley Cup with Carolina, took an 8th seeded Flyers team to the Stanley Cup (after becoming the first team to over a 3-0 series deficit versus Boston), and has now guided the Predators to the Stanley Cup when they were the 2nd Wild Card team (finished 4th in the conference in points).…

How does this fucking guy seriously never know what to do with his hands?

+1 Philly Poop Waft

Counterpoint: the individual steps are pretty deep and not very high, making it very easy to take the steps 2 to 3 at a time. The steps are very easy to run up.

The flu, and more specifically norovirus, is spread when you ingest fecal matter that is contaminated with the virus. So maybe they should stop shitting on each other or wash their hands better.

I’m very happy you’re not getting your stupid soccer stadium.

God fucking damnit, perfect timing for another trustee to completely make an ass of himself and the university. I just want to enjoy watching football for my alma mater without some jackasses running around and making me look like an idiot.

Penn State has paid over $237MM in fines, lawsuits and settlements since the Sandusky case came to public light. On the whole, the university took the right steps in investigating itself, distancing itself from the guilty parties and admitting fault via the settlements with victims. I don’t know that I ever saw…

Does anyone know how long the effects of date rape drugs typically last? The timeline here is sketchy. Assuming you leave the club at 4:30am, travel to the hotel, have the accused events take place, and then wake up early enough to call an Uber, is that enough time for the drugs to wear off? I don’t mean to place…

On a flight back from Paris, I had the person behind me pull on my seat each time they got up or sat back down, which was at least a dozen times. I assumed it was two kids sitting behind me with the parents behind them. About an hour left in the flight and I finally realize it was the mom doing this the whole time. I…