Remember when Krapsnaps Bazingas refused to meet with the Sixers because he didn’t want to get drafted by them? This seems awfully poetic.

“The kids that I see, that I handed ties to, they’re special people. It was never a matter of forcing anything on them, it was a sign of respect. It was me saying, ‘I respect what you did. If you’d like to have a piece of memorabilia from the Final Four, this is the best I can offer.’”

Who the fuck let you out of the greys?

It was on Southwest. The three of us were surprised since it wasn’t illegal for us to bring the small bottles through security and it wasn’t illegal for us to be drinking alcohol since they were obviously serving it.

We actually had a flight attendant tell us this behavior was not permitted.

I have a friend who claims to swear by the “wipe till [I] see blood method,” which completely disgusts me because now he’s probably got bloody skidmarks.

Can someone do their good deed for the day and direct me to where I can stream this episode?

If you look back at the way Tiger used to swing a golf club, it was incredibly violent. Check out this video that shows how it’s evolved over the years

Why resort to the least common denominator, though? Yemen, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Somalia, Sudan, and Libya are not exactly known for championing human rights. The bans on Israeli citizens for those countries have no place in a modern and progressive society that treats all human lives with respect. Just because these…

Steve Bannon looks like an unkempt grundle that hasn’t seen a shower in 3 weeks.

The correct answer to your question is “hopefully soon”

You, sir, have a fantastic kinja handle. Good luck with your new butt!

You can get 12 AAs or AAAs for $20 at Costco. Obviously need the membership but just an FYI for those interested.

You can get 12 AAs or AAAs for $20 at Costco. Obviously need the membership but just an FYI for those interested.

I’m assuming metals studs, but it’s drywall, it’s gotta be supported by some framing. But you’re right about the 16 inches, mixed that up since my stupid old house has studs that are 18 inches.

I never thought about it until right now, but you’ve gotta be sure where the wall studs are when punching a sheet of drywall. Would be much more painful if you hit the wall at the wrong spot in the 18 inch sequence.

The Gizmodo Media holiday party was a few weeks ago (actual pictures can be found here, and no, I was not one of the reindeer gimps).

I went to a tree farm in the beginning on December and all the trees that were still there were awful. The trees were small, the branches were thinly populated by needles and all the needles closest to the trunk were dead. The dry summer was brutal on the trees this year. We decided to save our money. We went to a…

It makes the transition from skating and stick handling using only your dominant hand to shooting that much better. Never knew this till I was too old to break the habit, but if my son wants to play hockey, I’ll teach him the correct way.

Ki-Jana Carter finished second in the Heisman to Salaam. He’s heading for his fallout shelter now.

The Marlins used to play at whatever Pro Player Stadium is now called.