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The night was still young, much like the co-eds.

Huh. Turns out I know the ascot wearer. That is all.

Donald Trump : A broken political system :: Chemotherapy : The flu

Let’s be honest: it’s pretty great. I don’t know anyone that would turn down the perks that come along with it being a white man in America. That being said, I’m enthusiastically voting Clinton.

Buyer beware, but “U.S. Polo Assn.” is not, I repeat, NOT the same thing as Polo by Ralph Lauren. They try to trick you with a similar name and polo player logo, but they are very different.

Buyer beware, but “U.S. Polo Assn.” is not, I repeat, NOT the same thing as Polo by Ralph Lauren. They try to trick

He’s actually a urologist. I’m not kidding.

“For instance, in just the last month I personally wrote that USC was falling apart—they’re 3-1 since—and that Adam Gase made a huge mistake by agreeing to coach the Miami Dolphins, who are undefeated since that post was published.”

Memphis and New Orleans could move to the Eastern Conference in this scenario where Seattle and Las Vegas both get expansion teams. Obviously a little imbalanced with two expansion teams in the same conference, but they could make it work. The East still has the Sixers.

Have you ever made a poop so heinous and smelly that you made yourself throw up?

It’s none of her business though, just like it would’ve been none of HerRoyalRedness’ friends’ business to ask if she’d been assaulted nor would if be their place to give an uneducated opinion on whether she was assaulted simply because she didn’t act the way she was expected to act. Amanda Knox was nearly sent to

I played one of Trump’s courses recently for a work event. The caddie we had has been there for 9 years and said he’s caddied for the Donald probably over 100 times over that time. I asked how good he really is. The caddie told me that the Donald is actually a fantastic putter, straight off the tee and good with

If you mistook the anger in my response as directed at you instead of Lavergne, I apologize. You said nothing wrong, I was just explaining why I was so angered by the text. I reread my reply and can see why you thought I was telling you to go fuck yourself. I was not.

Thanks for sharing your story. I hope you have been able to live your life on your own terms as best you can since the incident. I’m sure it’s not easy and you won’t forget it, but I hope your attacker didn’t take away what makes you you.

Read some of the other replies to my comment, including from two women who are survivors of sexual assaults. Lavergne can go play in rush hour traffic on the 110 for all I care if her attitude is to tear down a woman accusing three men of gang raping her because her feelings are hurt that she wasn’t part of Doe’s

“I felt like if she felt like she had been raped, she would have told me,” Lavergne said.

I’m commenting just so I can find this comment again later. +1

Nobody calls Bono #2.

Do you guys actually not like Jack Dickey or are those just jokes? Asked it wrong the first time and mixed up Brian Hickey and Jack Dickey.

What’s the deal with Hickey? Do most of you actually dislike him based on comments like in the oral history of the Trump tweet, or are those just joking?

This old lady made that commercial