Yet another place I wasn’t expecting to find corn, but went ahead and ate anyway

We Entered Drew’s Mom’s Recipe In A Chili Cook-Off

I truly hope that the Royals can now break through the unofficially acknowledged barrier to advancement that has been limiting them with their old owner. Hopefully some old columnist will come up with a term to describe it.

I’m sure glad we have megacorps that are able to withstand years of losses in a new market to entice consumers with artificially low prices, until their competitors are driven out, at which point they can jack up prices. Real normal economy we have here.

Amateur

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

Yes and it was his phone that they had hacked.  

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

As I see it, there are three alternatives:

Teams cut players two weeks before the season. Why should it be a one-way street?

With an NFL- promoted soundtrack of shitty country music for a league that is 80% African American. 

The fact that the NFL has made itself into a weekly orgy of vaguely fashy American nationalism can only hurt the popularity of the sport outside the US.

Don’t undersell my man Kesey like that! I’m sure he was on WAY more drugs than Irsay. He could just handle his shit like an adult.

What it really tells you is that when you come to football purely for love of the game (i.e., especially if you come from an upbringing of privilege) and make a relatively huge amount of money in your early career, it doesn’t matter how good you might have been or how much more money you probably stood to earn, it’s…

Also, he plays for a team with a demented goober billionaire owner on more narcotics than an entire bus of Merry Pranksters who spent years staffing an offensive line of folding chairs while Luck earned a medical degree by observing his shoulder reconstruction. Destroying your body for those fans? How many years can…

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”