Not as funny as a kicker named “Blewitt.”

looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

Whatever standard they decide on, I just hope it’s reviewable.

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

1 WAR is worth about $8/9 million. If Harper finishes with 3.5 WAR, he’s right in line value wise. And that’s not counting the amount of money he’s brought in via ticket sales, merchandising, etc.

Ya know, after spending way too much time on this,
I said ‘Fuck it-no one will look at it anyway.’

That high-speed high-stepping, though! I loved it. The NCAA definitely would have flagged him for taunting and called the touchdown back.

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

I had to reread the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs a couple times to make sure I correctly understood what happened.

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

That headline, fortunately, is much worse than the thesis of the article (which is that teams are looking ahead to who are going to be the billpayers and sponsors of tomorrow, and allegedly planning ahead).

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

He's probably just economically anxious.  

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

I know a lot of people are going to be making jokes about this Werder’s physical appearance, and I just want to point out that it’s not okay to body-shame. This is true even of demographics not usually subject to body-shaming, because, if we’re being honest with ourselves, nobody likes a hypocrite. And maybe the world…

The “Source” the athletic quoted doesn’t seem to understand how liability works. The NFL has a policy which is supposed to increase safety. If they knowingly violate that policy and allow a player to use old, unapproved, equipment that does not meet the policy and the player gets hurt, that’s when “the liability will…

Huh. Almost seems as if the mega-rich paid their rightful share of taxes, we’d need fewer nonprofits or something.

You hear that guys? We should be thanking the mega-rich for the crumbs they bestow upon us so they can pay less in taxes.

It’s gotten to the point where when I see a random ultra-rich guy with a nonprofit I just automatically assume its purpose is about 99.8% tax shelter designed to make them and their friends even richer by abusing the tax code and starving our society of the revenue they owe it.

The other 0.2%, of course, is to give…