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*whispers* Click the link in the last line of my story.

We make commitments to players for four years

If it makes you feel any better, this is what shows up when you try and find his channel

FUCK YOU, JEFF. MY NAME WAS WRITTEN ON THE YOGURT.

Dolan is like that guy Gary at work. You fart in his office and steal his yogurt and then all of a sudden it’s litigation and death threats. Chill Gary 

If you ever want to really piss yourself off, go check on Dolan’s youtube channel. He has all his music videos on there. For those of you who have not forced yourself to watch his band before, check on the one where they’re on dog pulled sleds. Just watch the whole thing and then feel the searing pain when you’re

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

Gaytekeeping?

Peck’s column popped up in my newsfeed on Saturday and I read it all the way through. Within its text, one thing became clear to me (me: a 57 year old gay man who went through the early 90s in NY and LA - and all that meant, too): Peck is stuck in a time and place and suffering from arrested development. I’d wager

I am so tired of this “it took him 33 years to come out.” Are gays supposed to come out the moment they are born? Jesus Christ this is so fucking stupid.

Thanks for the perspective, but you really don’t think that a historically progressive magazine like The New Republic publishing an article that argues that because a gay politician came out relatively later in life than the current norm, he won’t be able to focus on his job because he’ll be too busy exploring his

All of this.

This. It’s like if a black man wrote an essay about Obama and heavily implied he wasn’t a real black man because he never joined a gang or smoked crack. It’s literally criticizing the man for not embodying stereotypes.

Well this gay man found parts of the article to be quite homophobic. Calling a gay man “Mary” in an attempt to degrade and belittle him is pretty textbook homophobia.

He lives in a hockey arena. He is used to being able to pound on glass with no consequences. Welcome to the real world, Satan.

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

Devil made him(self) do it

OH YEAH