thecouchdolphin
thecouchdolphin
thecouchdolphin

Actual good looking, smart stable genius:

“I think YOU were the one with a ‘job’ to do on dad last night, Ivanka.”

No dementia.  You’re demented!

“I think YOU were the one with a ‘job’ to do on dad last night, Ivanka.”

They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator

He’s eligible for a bigger max after 10 years in the league. He’s currently at 8. There’s no way he was signing anything other than a 2+1 no matter what team he signed with. 

This guy sure does get tired of his team quickly. Bored man gets paid indeed.

Here’s MLB’s troubles in a nutshell:

Who is Rob Manfred?

I had a post-millennial relative (relative of my wife, actually) tell me last weekend that Kenny G. was the best musician of the 90s. Not Cobain or Ice Cube or TLC, Kenny fucking G. The guy who made mayo-infused “jazz” for Boomers who thought John Tesh was too edgy.

Hate to be the contrarian here, but I don’t think he controls the defense with his communication and does not tell his PGs what plays to run by seeing the flow of the game and who needs the shots nor do I think there’s a reason why he’s always atop the plus minus of his team. It’s the big things,and not screening to

Dear Penthouse,

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

I live in Oregon but once you get outside of Portland, Eugene and Bend we’re overrun with proudly uneducated white supremacist MAGAts. Though the same can be said for Washington anywhere outside of Seattle. I haven’t been to Idaho but I heard Cour d’Alane and areas up north are beautiful and Boise is really nice but

Which states have the biggest disparity between how beautiful the state’s geography is and how terrible the people are?

How dare they behave more like the men! The women should act like ladies!

They were unapologetically American. Brash and confident. They came in as the favorite and they didn’t try to downplay that fact with an “Aww shucks we’re just happy to be here and we’re gonna try real hard.” attitude. They owned that and then danced on the graves of anybody who dared doubt them. And it was fucking

If you were Barron, would you ever go on the internet?

Now now, Barron still has The Cyber.

Trump’s going to ban soccer and then the only hobby poor Barron will have left will be staring into the void, waiting for it all to be over