You have to respect Abueva’s accountability. His hand shot up after the foul--that’s called being a veteran.

You buried the lede: there actually is an ESPN “the Cinco”?

Buxton was at 23 OAA (outs above average) earlier this week, the new Statcast metric that tracks how many flies caught above the average outfielder. https://www.mlb.com/news/byron-buxton-leads-statcast-outs-above-average-c253726830. Kevin Kiermaier is truly excellent, as is Mookie Betts, etc. But Byron is in another…

His footwork is amazing. This isn’t one of those where he can set himself and get a running start at the throw. The catch takes him back to the wall and the he bounces forward into the throw. So impressive. 

I can only assume, in addition of water and cut-treatment, his corner-care included somebody pouring baby powder down his trunks.

My favorite part was when he had to hitch up his shorts after getting up, a true fat guy move.

Hey his wiki says he was born in California, but he represented Mexico in 2008 Olympic qualifiers. Is he a dual citizen or what?

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Patron Saint of Frontrunners

If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

“Master Race ” genes at their finest....

That’s some straight-up Manitowoc beauty right there.

Which means her bail was only $20,000 for FALSIFYING DRUG SCREENINGS. 

Evil eats its way from the inside out.

Murrah, who, despite all appearances to the contrary, I cannot stress enough—is only 36 years old.

What’s the chances she lied about her age also?

I assume she was the lowest bidder for the job and the court official responsible for securing the contract was too lazy to vet her at all because she looked and sounded “respectable.” It happens, especially in small towns like this. I hope the county has the insurance they’re going to need for all the lawsuits. 

Ozark, Ala. police officers charged 36-year-old Brandy Murrah...

“Murrah is currently out on $2,000 bond”