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I mean, it’s so strange that a guy who has done nothing but play baseball and revel in his celebrity his entire life, has no idea how to manage an organization as complex as a baseball team.

People came out to see and were excited by Renteria and Conine and Sheffield and Hernandez in 1997.

I fucking love Jeter’s self-inflicted damage to his reputation. I hope he sticks around for like 30 years and keeps digging himself deeper and deeper, so that when he dies someday he’s remembered more as the shitty owner of the Marlins than as a Yankees shortstop.

Why bless your heart, you little dumb-dumb.

oh... I meant never forget Steve Harvey buys his clothes from the discount joke shop.

#neverforget

While I don’t like the shoddy storytelling of the last two seasons, I think yesterday’s episode was vastly better than the one before it. The payoff of Dany’s turn is at least an interesting narrative choice, even if the setup doesn’t earn it.

Some of the things that diminished Steve Harvey’s popularity since 2002:

Lethal Weapon pulled in good ratings

Umm, Lethal Weapon was terrible 

Kelly’s cool.

Simmons is going into what will be his third full season in the league. Other guys have added jump shots much later in their career - Jason Kidd, Brook Lopez, etc. Hell, Giannis still can’t shoot 3s and is already the MVP.

I like Kelly Clarkson.  

I mean, I just assumed he was stupid when I flipped through the tv channels 20 years ago and saw a him wearing yellow suit.

On the other hand who the hell cares about Kelly Clarkson?

Team Puig when it comes to this beef. Bumgarner is a prick who only seems to have issues with Latino players.  

Well, that’s the third homerun Puig has hit off Bumgarner so it didn’t take 7 years to learn. Try a little harder Bumgarner, racist piece of shit

Some of the hardest working people I’ve ever met ranged from poor AF to lower middle class.

Who the fuck does he think opens Starbuck’s at 5AM?  Teachers, security guards, waitresses, cooks, paperboys all are up before his ass.

None of the poor people in LA that I know are able to wake up at 8 AM, Steve. They gotta get their kids up and be on that bus/train to get to work by then.

Mr. Potato Head is who Nick Cannon is going to be when he’s an old head, guaranteed. Their egos make them think they’re the exceptions to the “white people’s chosen