At the UtahhJazzHands performance review in 2019, a disgruntled worker walked into his 15-minute interview with a team and, to his surprise, was handed a stack of papers as thick as a novel. He flipped through the heavy pile, expecting to see PowerPoint slides for some presentation. Instead, each page was full of old…

I want some mac and cheese… smh this curfew… on the road again... don’t even know … ready for dinner… takin care of business…

I talk English good.

Starred for “more deadlier”. 

This is an impressive job of missing the point

Major penalties will be reviewable next season. It’s a lock.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

It’s not being obtuse to recognize that simplifying somebody’s life down to “she left him because he lost his leg,” is childishly lacking in context. A former elite athlete loses his leg which leads his mental state to deteriorate to the point of contemplating suicide. This impacts his relationships including a broken…

Right, because we all should stand in judgment of a young woman because of how she dealt with the stress of a traumatic event in her life. Not to mention that the traumatic event seems (based on the article you linked to) to have led to severe mental and emotional trauma beyond the physical already sustained by her…

It is not really about the Court - or shouldn’t be. Its about the jurors chosen, if the case gets there without settlement. Jurors, often enough, are swayed by how much they like the witnesses. It really can come down to just that.

As a traditionalist, I'm just glad the Cup will stay in its ancestral homeland for another year.

I get it, I hate the Lakers as much as anyone else, but if somebody gives you a signed Kareem jersey, you gotta hang that one up. I’m assuming the worst case situation is somebody sees it in your house and is like “oh, are you a Lakers fan?” and you simply say “No, I actually do not like them at all. This was a gift…

It means you’re two TVs away from:

Self Check-out/ express:

It means you’re normal. You don’t want to be one of those weirdo families that have only one TV, and you all watch TV “together” because it’s “a family thing”. Families like that also share a half gallon of ice cream, passing it from person to person, using the same spoon. Having two TV’s (even if one is seldom used,…

The best way to change up the first round of the playoffs would be to let the top seed choose their opponent. Then the No. 2 seed chooses next (assuming the top seed doesn’t choose the No. 2 seed, in which case the No. 3 seed would get next choice), etc. You’d get all kinds of fun “they don’t respect us!” takes, plus…

“My wife and I separated about seven months ago, but we’re staying married until she gets a full-time job so she can stay on my very excellent health insurance (she freelances now). In the meantime, I’ve dipped my toe into the dating scene again”

Regarding checking out at the grocery store:

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

I’ve mounted a TV before