I’ll tell her.

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

GAHHHHHHH

She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.  

Never been to an EPL game but I would certainly assume if I went to a Man U pub, in Manchester, just before the occasion of one such game, wearing a goofy-ass “both sides” scarf I clearly just bought in a room full of hardcore fans getting drunk, I wouldn’t be leaving without that scarf at the very least getting some…

“Oberyn Martell? Everyone says, ‘Oh, he so smart and handsome.’ I knew. I knew. You put him in there with Gregor Clegane. Now there’s a real military man. Blam-o! Not so handsome now. Never would have bet on Oberyn. Not smart. Not smart.
I bought all the teeth he lost and sold them to some Chinese business people. One…

Do you think dogs fantasize about having sex with their masters? Or are they just humping our legs because they have no better option in the moment?

What would happen if it came out that Trump was a huge Game of Thrones fan?

Let’s remember some Deadspin recurring articles: Look At This Fucking Hoopster.

I’m a big Warriors herb, so I’m not the right one to ask, but I think it’s possible to acknowledge how annoying the team can be and still really want Cousins to have his chance to shine. His recent addition shields him from a lot of the animosity compiled over the last three Warriors seasons.
Plus, his injury means…

They already got wiki!

I didn’t see the game, but that must explain why they gave up 85 points in the second half: The Warriors looked three years old.

The Warriors gave up a 31-point lead?

FWIW i like my Ridgeline a lot. I live in a city and can parallel park easily. I can load the bed full after a home depot run. I can tow anything *I* need to with 5,000 rating. I can move furniture and make hauls to the dump easily. The waterproof bed trunk is like having an actual trunk. I totally understand the “not…

+3.5, maybe +4

Athletes are measuring sticks.  

You’ve clearly never played golf on a municipal course. Far more blue-collar workers playing golf than rich people.

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

I mostly was rooting for Jim Nantz to gloss over the actual details of Tiger’s last ten years (the drug abuse, the DUIs, the public infidelities) with phrases like “after all he’s been through” and “with everything that’s happened.”