Dude signed a $100 million contract but can't shell out $4 for some Coppertone.
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That’s kind of a blanket statement, isn’t it?
I have reservations about starring this comment.
That’s rich coming from the Yankees who had Stanton gifted to them by Jeets.
they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive
“Smart move. You can cash in those unused timeouts at the end of the season for boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts.” - Andy Reid
More than anything this seems to underscore the need for a change in how the last 2 minutes are handled. It shouldn’t be possible for the opposing team to rush to the line and prevent the officials from making a call. Games are already certainly long enough but why have a mechanism like this if there isn’t a proper…
You’re a security guard stuck in the rain at an 8 hour Dolphins game, you’re “pants-won’t-stay-up” fat, your crappy poncho makes you the wrong kind of wet, and now you have to chase down a happy, healthy, wealthy 10-year-old whose life is already more interesting than yours will ever be. What’s that suicide hotline…
I’m going to ignore Ramon Foster because he’s a scrub.
I’m pretty sure the Koch brothers have asked this endlessly of about one-sixth of the working population.
Trying to think where else in American society the question “Whoa, hey, haven’t you made enough money?” is taken seriously. Drawing a blank.
Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.
Mmm. That’s good kinja.
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Read it in this voice.
This is this dude’s first-ever post lol
Being among Patriots fans is the worst part about living in New England. Not the weather, not the albino-puritan culture, not the driving, not even Dunkin Donuts coffee. No, it’s having to deal with all the mouth-breathing, scrunched-faced dipfucks in their Tom Brady/Danny Amendola/Rob Gronkowski/Tedy…
I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!
The Raiders ponied up a ton of money to move to Vegas, pay a man 100 million dollars who last coached when George W Bush was in the White House, and won’t budge to pay the best defensive player in the AFC who is entering his physical prime? Are we sure Al Davis is dead??