Someone had some Ambien.

Did you get lost? This has a very “belongs in the Facebook comments of an ESPN article” feel.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like Janoris knew his fuckup brother and his fuckup brother’s friends were “hanging out” over there a lot, and probably knew that meant crashing sometimes or a lot, and wasn’t happy about it, and then he got a panicked text from said brother saying he fucked up again at the house…

Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).

That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

“Hmmm. Maybe there’s something to soccer being the world’s most popular sport? Maybe we should be emulating how all the other nations handle their leagues and player development? NAH!”

I’m still having trouble imagining a MLS team filling up a pro football stadium. I thought they were exaggerating, so I Googled it and holy shit they’re right!

Sherman was right

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

It is a little bit easier, but the small benefit does not justify any risk. You can score from third on a balk, wild pitch, or passed ball that would not score you from second, but those are all rare. There may be a few other ways, but they will be even more rare. On the other hand, with two outs the runner on second…

Can someone explain the "he shouldn't have tagged up there" logic to me? I know it's possible to score from 2nd on a base hit but isn't it much easier to score from 3rd? If the only downside to tagging and running there is a risk that this exact thing could happen, well it seems like such an outside chance on any…

“Maybe you had to be there?”

Please, the stuff about Aziz is bullshit.

A lot of the evidence was gathered not at the scene (i.e. they had to pull the car data from the CPU, get a search warrant for his phone records, do a drug toxicology report, etc.)

***tries to think of any reason at all to visit pittsburgh***

Your wall cannot protect you, Steelers.

Did he at least make the Patriots pay for the wall?

I think they’re on to something.

“Omg, I’m fucked. Two ppl killed,” “Bro. I swear,” “I’m going to jail.”

“He was only texting to get directions on how to stay away from there.” - Tom Izzo