You are lying. He admitted to his wrongdoings and he apologized.

Isn’t that what Aziz Ansari did immediately following the article that tanked him - it was said he reached back out to the woman and apologized personally and profusely - and yet... he’s still not forgiven?

Why are you lumping Aziz in with Lauer and CK? Lauer was a serial sexual harasser and predator. CK jerked off in front of women. Aziz took a little too long to realize that his date didn’t want to fuck him, and apologized to her when she told him she didn’t feel good about what happened.

If it bothers you so much, don’t watch his shit. 

Please, the stuff about Aziz is bullshit.

What are they going to do when it snows?

Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon.

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

I won’t!

Please tell me some creative sleezeball has a strip club in either of those cities known as “Kansas Titties.”

He regrets that Courtney Smith spoke and Brett McMurphy reported it.

I don’t think regret is even the right word.  I think he is mad at Courtney for what has transpired.  

Well, I have a message for everyone involved in this. I’m sorry we’re in this situation. And, um ... I’m just sorry we’re in this situation.

I’m not sure those are arms. I think they are those roast ducks hung in Chinese restaurants.

On the one hand, they fucked up his face and gave him perpetual meat sweats. On the other hand, he has J.J. Watt arms for no apparent reason. So maybe it all evens out.

I made this...I don’t know where I thought this was going, but I wanted to share...

Well when it’s 3rd and long, you’ll be happy you have a defensive end who knows how to pin his ears back.

I don’t even want to respond to that nonsense, but at the same time: he was there because he was hired to work on a farm by an influential Republican because that is how our nation has dealt with farm labor since before most of us were born. At least on the ground level, there is bipartisan agreement to keep doing it…

“former student”