I look forward to finding out how this reflects poorly on Bryce’s character.

The towel was immediately crushed out of the park for a grand slam.

This is a tired take. 

Also, Cialis is a third thing, you should ask your doctor if Sia, Ciara or Cialis are right for you.

I love El Torito but the shortcomings in his bizarre open stance, which requires almost perfect timing to make contact, are pretty clear, and I really hope he figures it out soon before he’s mired in another 0-for-more-than-20 slump at the worst possible time.

Always icing truthers. 

THANK YOU! Wahlberg is the walking monument to white male mediocrity. More talented and more attractive men deserve his inexplicable career.

Scott should have replaced Wahlberg while he was at it. Never have I seen such an aggressively mediocre, boring, un-dynamic performance. How does that guy continue to work?

Look, if you don’t think prisoners should be tortured by other inmates, then you can’t laugh at it when it happens.

Doesn’t the federal prison system have units specifically for persons at high risk of injury in the general population? California does, at Corcoran. In addition to Charles Manson (until recently) and other celebrities, there’s a decent number of: guys who have renounced their gang affiliations; former law enforcement…

Fell off a bathroom counter when I was 10 because I was trying to see what my asshole looked like. 

The show is VERY bad (they tend to focus a lot on the drama around Kristen’s “work”) but the bits with Jay Cutler are fan-fucking-tastic. If you don’t want to watch 35 minutes of trash read the recaps on The Ringer. I mean this is his reaction whenever he’s asked to do ANYTHING!

It wouldn’t have surprised me if Drew had simply forgotten to do one of these for the Chargers. Would anybody have noticed?

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

or that time the Wilpons got 12% returns on their investment year after year!

This will go down in Mets history as a legendary score, right up there with Darryl Strawberry procuring a 3 a.m. 8-ball in 1989 in under 10 minutes with only two phone calls.

A LITTLE PEE ON MY SHOES IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR FREEDOM, YOU COMMIE

I once attended a week 3 preseason Ravens game as a fan of the opposing team. My my team scored a touchdown and I gave a mild applause. At this point, a 40 something man in front of me (wearing a Ravens jersey I should add) knocked the beer out of my hand and tried to fight me.

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”