You are right. Its wrong. You are a fucking degenerate. You are the problem with the world today. Good god, what an asshole.

This is the rare Deadspin comment that needs several more paragraphs of explanation.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Pickle sidenote: if you’re choosing Vlasic over Claussen, you’ve got it all wrong.

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

it’s funny because while a small segment of the population is for Barstool, a smaller portion is against it. The largest segment of the population is like “who? what is that?”

That’s not the joke at all. They travel the midwest in that van for their podcast and (rightfully) thought it would be funny to record a television show for ESPN from within that van.

Every word you speak makes me want to punch a millennial. And I’m a millennial.

Skipper: “Let’s get this! The edginess and borderline inappropriateness will really appeal to the kids, who like sports and edginess!”

not defending barstool, but it’s amazing how ESPN has found a way to publicly and embarrassingly shoot its own dick off regarding nearly every major content and personnel decision over the past 18 months.

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

Every Tom, Murph, and Sully cries into his shitty Gansett pour tonight

Is John Skipper good at his job, objectively? I’m seriously asking because the last 2 years or so have been a shitshow in just terms of PR and image for the network. Maybe my memory fails me, but I don’t remember the fuck-ups being this frequent.

One thing I really did like about the switch was that you could see plays open up like the QB does. It’s one thing when you see the traditional view and you don’t know what’s happening up field, but this Madden-view allowed viewers to see routes develop. Unless you’re a woman.

Somewhere, the executive producer of “Bigfoot Hunters” just circled the word “Boston?” on a notepad and underlined it twice.

stayin aliiiiiiiiiiive

It’s the Dodgers intentionally handicapping themselves to make things interesting, like Inigo and the Man in Black not really being left-handed, or the Cowardly Lion offering to fight while standing on one foot.

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

Why not? Are you saying the defending national champs shouldn’t be tested against a 3-3 team on a Friday? Would Tuesday be better? Please elucidate.