Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

God, I hope your proud of yourself for posting the most obvious, stupid pun imaginable. And beating me to it.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

this is my husband and I don’t like who he becomes when he is on Jeopardy!

And somewhere, on a practice field somewhere, Roberto Aguayo smiles and softly chuckles to himself, then promptly misses another kick.

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

I bet Papa John tips people in nickels.

It is a GOOD take. And I tell it well!

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

Could not agree with or endorse this comment more. Good for PFT.

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

Oh yeah, that A-Rod was just horrible as a Yankee. 54 WAR and 2 MVPs, he’s just like Kei Igawa.

It’s not that hard to explain. He was an overhyped Yankees prospect who never had the durability to be a starting pitcher, and like 100% of non-Mariano Rivera RPs, had an up-and-down career. Sort of like he was perpetually bouncing on a trampoline, but occasionally crashed off the edge. (Too soon?)

I expected to see Ex Machina about halfway through the list. When it still hadn’t shown up by the time I reached the top 5, I thought “Wow, is Ex Machina gonna be in the top 5? Bold move AVClub.”

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

You could say that the Orlando Pride comes before the fall

Bam! This guy just got WNB F’d in the A!