I react to Yankees playoff momentum articles like I do Penguins playoff momentum articles:

Shut up. Shut UP. shutup. shutupshutupshutupSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUT. UP.

[Chugs a beer]

Its not a star on the badge its a snowflake!

Ok, now this is just getting mean.

LSU can totally afford to throw around $$$. Look at the great financial shape their higher education system is in.

His brother was ecstatic when he had the fine print explained to him:

LSU will be fine. That’s nowhere near what they paid Shaq.

Judging people is my fetish

that’s the baby’s home. you stay outta there, you had your turn

-There are people who really think 73 isn’t the number? That’s moronic. Did he hit 73 home runs in a full season? Yes. Did he do it with steroids help? Yes, but so the fuck what? Everyone (including the pitchers!) used steroids. Unless opposing pitchers were being paid under the table to inflate his HR numbers, the 73…

It was my lead pipe lock of the week!

Wait, you’re telling me the Chiefs gave the ball to Washington and then took it back a couple moments later? I feel like there’s a term for that..

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

We need to get back to not caring about injured players as people because they’re not on a team we latched onto due to the happenstance of the region we were born in/bandwagon we arbitrarily hopped on, eschewing all others because we cannot vicariously feel elation and a sense of self-worth in their wins.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.