I don’t remember where I watched it. I’m pretty sure I melded this and Brink in my head into one super-movie, though. 

Daniella looked so proud!

Yeah, I *think* we’re supposed to take it that, yeah, she sort of thought he was cute, I guess? But I wish we’d seen more of it. Mostly because Ruiz is a delight, and I would like her to come back.

I’m working through the slog of the Elysium and Isu/afterlife DLC right now, and I agree. I agreed years ago when I gave up on AC:O after finishing the disappointment of a ‘family’ narrative thread. I want ONE narrative! Give me one well-written, well-plotted narrative, AC games! Make me feel!

Ah, I was hoping she’d be Desire and stick around longer. But I’m into it. 

I can’t wait to see her power up. (I want a Nextwave show with her in the lead.)

There’s no mystery here, no possibility that uncertainty could possibly persist—just a rapidly diminishing list of things we haven’t been shown yet.

That has to be the next logical step here, right?

I won’t understand a word of this until Margot Robbie in a bathtub explains it to me.

TIL that the Guiness World Records Books and Michelin Stars were clever marketing ploys that somehow gained legitimacy.

Can’t wait to hear about Babu Frik’s divorce, his union, or his back problems. Because even though he’s an alien, he’s absolutely also a 40 year old dude who has some questionable views about Wookies.

“Show me your dick!”

Katie’s my pick for next Bachelorette. She seems mature, funny, confident, and, yes, I’m smitten. I liked that she told Matt about the situation in the house, but she didn’t name names. She simply told him that there was a situation that he should know about and as the Bachelor, deal with. Good. I don’t see her as a…

Now somebody put it over the official “One Week” music video.

The worst is that the Desmond-era stuff at least sort of worked. Like, Desmond and his friends were at least compelling as characters, y’know? I wanted to get to know them. Running around modern day Monteriggioni didn’t feel like a slog. Being able to choose when you exited the Animus helped with immersion. Desmond…

I’m Team Kong. He has an axe made of Godzilla’s dorsal fin. C’monnnnn.

His Death Note adaptation was so friggin’ weird that you have to respect it even if I didn’t fully enjoy it. I loved his choice for L, though. You can’t go wrong with Lakeith Stanfield going full Lakeith Stanfield.

The Odyssey Elysium DLC made me realize that I just don’t care about either the modern day or Isu stuff anymore. It’s a fun distraction, but whenever it gets fore-fronted it’s not fun. As beautiful as Elysium and the new maps are, and they’re some of the best, I feel detached from the story. It’s all artifice. As…

Westview folks have to be in on it. Somehow. I don’t think they’re innocent bystanders. I’m thinking they’re AIM or Hydra agents/scientists who got sucked into this pocket reality. That or it’s The Good Place and they’re all demons.

Wanda’s head tilt. You don’t want to be on the wrong end of that head tilt.