All kinds of crazy in those eyes.

Jesus that NRA lady is scary looking.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

clownrows, bro

“Single Female Layer, fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant!”

Congratulations to Newton’s brother for starting the season a perfect 1-1.

Well, I’d be impressed if the show featured pop culture references from the future.

Must’ve been thinking about The Orifice instead. Easy mistake.

Wow. The show must’ve gotten a lot more graphic after I stopped watching.

I’ve got a few of those dead, shiny, round ones in my pocket.

TRAPPIST-1 is a red dwarf. All red dwarf stars are in the early stages of their lifespans, and will continue to be for another 5-25 billion years. And TRAPPIST-1 is a very small red at that - meaning its expected lifespan will be around 150-250 billion years.

He doesn’t really understand how it works if he wants the rope to be long.

“A western term...”

[FARTS TO DISPROVE EVOLUTION]

Paint a white stripe down the back of the feral cat. The skunk will mistake it for a lady skunk and fall madly in love with it. It will hop daintily toward and cat and begin kissing its arm. While the skunk is distracted, club it with a shovel.  

Paul Blart, Mall Cop: Shit is to Shart as Blood is to Blart

Did anyone stop to think that maybe these were just hungry, hungry hippos?

In the movie version Sater will say, “Looks like this guy wants assaulted margarita!”

what did we make her do

Just full on David Attenborough that bullshit.