Looking like a thumb seems to be his fetish.

Now now in all fairness he was most likely born an idiot.

“So we’re being asked to provide Constitutional protections for behavior, a choice in behavior as opposed to a primary characteristic.”

Sure, you could die in the line of duty but at least Eric could resurrect you.

“This is a pic of him (on the far right)“

I’m going to guess they’re going to trot out Mitch McConnell to say

always slide into firstbase head first

You’d think they’d be opposed to participation trophies, but here we are.

I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.

Breathtaking incompetence is this administration’s fucking wheelhouse!

“Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.”

Any truth to the rumor that WH staffers have covered up all the mirrors, because Trump keeps on attacking that other president?

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

The Nort Remembers

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

Sammy Sosa simply refuses to pick a race

The kiddo (9 year old) whose letter was shilled last week is a poor dear named dylan (dillon?) Who gets called Dyl/Dill-pickle or “Pickle” by his contemporaries.

It’s because we need ninjas.

Recipe for the Mooch (Yield: 1 homunculus to gestate in glass/under rock)

He is the most blatant cliche ever...and he just keeps getting ‘clicheier’ by the moment..