Sounds like they weren’t C’yontai to eye.

Shit, I’m only 26? I look terrible!

CBC reports that the metal shelves in that aisle are now “slightly bent.”

Yeah, that about sums up today’s Republican Party.

Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog!

On the plus side he is now leading the league in VURP.

Nice

Holy Shit

Holy shit, this just made me remember an incident from high school that I’d either repressed from the trauma or damaged too many brain cells to recall. We made a bong out of a (rinsed but not washed) Hershey’s chocolate syrup bottle, filled it with Dr. Pepper and SoCo, smoked whatever shitty weed we could get as high…

In all sincerity, who the fuck is Grimes?

Well then the obvious move is ‘Magary’s Got a Boner.’

The professor who collected the Facebook data for Cambridge Analytica apparently has used the alias Dr. Spectre. There’s probably a Commander Cobra von Doom somewhere in this organization.

Are you hiring?

Ok, almost all of these are fucked up, but butter on a ham and cheese sandwich is absolutely the correct thing to do.

This might be the most offensive thing this administration has done so far.

I have a framed picture of Harry from Harry and the Hendersons on my desk st work.

Offering a Gift of Cheesecake better be the Lifetime true story movie title.

Well you used the N twice, but you can do: Whiny Twat, which leaves C,U, and N.

Nice comment! (In the original sense, of course)

Please, we all know you’re just a crisis-barista.