Sounds like they weren’t C’yontai to eye.

Shit, I’m only 26? I look terrible!

Here, maybe this link will work:

CBC reports that the metal shelves in that aisle are now “slightly bent.”

Yeah, that about sums up today’s Republican Party.

Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog!

On the plus side he is now leading the league in VURP.

Nice

Holy Shit

This would also make Mysterio Batman’s girlfriend’s brother!

Holy shit, this just made me remember an incident from high school that I’d either repressed from the trauma or damaged too many brain cells to recall. We made a bong out of a (rinsed but not washed) Hershey’s chocolate syrup bottle, filled it with Dr. Pepper and SoCo, smoked whatever shitty weed we could get as high…

In all sincerity, who the fuck is Grimes?

space law experts

Edgy take. But not as edgy as Occam’s Razor.

Well then the obvious move is ‘Magary’s Got a Boner.’

The professor who collected the Facebook data for Cambridge Analytica apparently has used the alias Dr. Spectre. There’s probably a Commander Cobra von Doom somewhere in this organization.

Are you hiring?

It would make definitely Thanos pretty relatable.

Ok, almost all of these are fucked up, but butter on a ham and cheese sandwich is absolutely the correct thing to do.

Maybe it’s going so fast that it’s actually traveling backwards in time, and when it reaches the end/ beginning it will explode into the Big Bang and the universe as we know it.