Actually, she falls down the stairs a lot:

I know. Sorry, I had to.

69

Damn it, beat me to it.

Oh, get off your high horse and let people celebrate what they’ve earned!

 That’s why the people are revolting, ‘cause Louise,

It’s great but it’s making me at least two kids of frustrated.

I came across this at a thrift store the other day and instantly thought, “page 201.”

Maybe he meant to say “scared.”

“When the students poured into Tiananmen Square, the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength. That shows you the power of strength. Our country is right now perceived as weak … as being spit on by the rest of the world-”

We’ve never stopped renaming things since the beginning of time. I don’t know why you should care. It’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

Are you sure that’s not just the positions they play? (I know nothing of soccer)

Fun fact: if you chant “Kristaps Porzingis Giannis Antetokounmpo” three times from within a pentagram drawn in blood, you will summon a 15 foot tall 4th dimensional basketball demon-wizard that would still suffer a season ending injury if it played for the Knicks.

In less than 18 months, my rooting interests have blown 100% sure thing victories to Donald Trump, Bill Belichick, and Nick Saban. At least I no longer have to ponder whether there is a loving and just God.

I missed what you did there at first glans.

There you have it folks. Even Swedes won’t remain neutral on this: proof that Tom Brady is literally worse than Hitler.

Sure, sure. But I was bartending at an official Patriots bar while my team blew a 28-3 lead.

I think I’ve mentioned this here before, but I have a tattoo artist friend who, while he was an apprentice, gave himself several tattoos on his legs and left arm before he felt comfortable performing a permanent action on another person.

I had fried rice with grated hotdogs in it in Peru once. It was fucking awesome.