I guess it’s officially as serious as a heart attack now.

I know the top picture with Eleven from Stranger Things is most likely the larva form of Mothra.

Ted has the freedom to tell a private company how to handle their business. That private company has the right to ignore him. I have the freedom to state my opinion that Ted is a frog goblin.

“...were part of a group that confronted Devante’ “Tay Bang” Zachery...” 

After what he went through this season, I’m guessing he’s extremely disinterested in further heel turns.

There is a certain sad poetry in the idea that the motorcycle brand that embodies all of America’s worst tendencies is poised to be stabbed in the back by the president that also embodies all of America’s worst tendencies.

Fun fact: This contest was the opening act for Smashmouth. This is not a joke.

I was 17 before I found out that the TV and Planters Cheez Balls weren’t my biological parents.

To be fair, I was raised on TV, junk food and crappy plastic toys, and look at me now—world-renowned internet commenter!

Wins After Regurgitation

That’s some good Mike on Mike and Mike violence right there.

The TURDIS is really low budget in this series.

The TURDIS is bigger on the inside.

Using the Turdis.

nobody was in the two toilets as they were called to another realm.

The Crapture.

Eau de humanity

I regret that I have but one star to give.