Well, there are no roads to Fapton.

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

Sammy Sosa simply refuses to pick a race

Highly underrated troll rebuke. Your comment is on point.

The kiddo (9 year old) whose letter was shilled last week is a poor dear named dylan (dillon?) Who gets called Dyl/Dill-pickle or “Pickle” by his contemporaries.

The problem with the question lies in the assumption that it’s an either/or.

Why would I try either when I have a real live moron right here?

It’s because we need ninjas.

Recipe for the Mooch (Yield: 1 homunculus to gestate in glass/under rock)

^ This seems like an accurate description.  

He is the most blatant cliche ever...and he just keeps getting ‘clicheier’ by the moment..

I lost my right pinky finger in a contentious UNO match.

Seven times? He should be fine. He has 13 Life left.

Actually Dayman, fighter of the Nightman, champion of the Sun.

Right?

Watching pacifist Jimmy Carter just go apeshit on Trump would be immensely gratifying

The cotton gin was invented by Eli Whitney in 1793.

“1. Beating out the catcher’s throw to first on a surprise bunt with two outs in the bottom of the ninth.” - Major League/Mr. Baseball

Technically he’s a criminal just for beating people up.

Batman’s real super power is embezzlement.