“The swamp will not defeat him,” he said, breaking into the third person. “They’re trying to resist me, but it’s not going to work.”

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

Derrick Rose is so broke down he doesn’t even have his thorn any more.

Clearly they replaced rhody they just did a really crappy job.

You mean...Hell Yeah...

It’s fine, Tony’s got a replacement;

He has a fulfilling job as a cosmic gladiator. Makes him more even-tempered.

*receives pink slips*

It was a bolt summoned by Thor. I enjoyed it.

Some kids are probably you ;-)

LET DARCY BE SHE-HULK

My boner could puncture steel and my nipples could cut glass

My eye holes liked this very much

“What if one of us is god?”

If a car develops a mind, would we need to ask for consent before getting in?

I know someone who’s getting laid tonight.

im the guy who enthusiastically claps when the president of america blows an o-ring while jerking off a robot

He’s playing the long game, like Taft. Can’t get thrown out of the White House if you’re wedged in the bathtub.

The film is somewhere very safe… It’s being watched by top men…

Could just be a bootlegged Raiders of the Lost Ark