We’ve never stopped renaming things since the beginning of time. I don’t know why you should care. It’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

Are you sure that’s not just the positions they play? (I know nothing of soccer)

Fun fact: if you chant “Kristaps Porzingis Giannis Antetokounmpo” three times from within a pentagram drawn in blood, you will summon a 15 foot tall 4th dimensional basketball demon-wizard that would still suffer a season ending injury if it played for the Knicks.

In less than 18 months, my rooting interests have blown 100% sure thing victories to Donald Trump, Bill Belichick, and Nick Saban. At least I no longer have to ponder whether there is a loving and just God.

I missed what you did there at first glans.

Yeah, I was born in 82 and know nothing about Pokémon. Or at least I didn’t; since I know a fair amount about stellar life cycles already this article accidentally reverse taught me about Pokémon evolution. So I got that goin’ for me.

There you have it folks. Even Swedes won’t remain neutral on this: proof that Tom Brady is literally worse than Hitler.

Sure, sure. But I was bartending at an official Patriots bar while my team blew a 28-3 lead.

I think I’ve mentioned this here before, but I have a tattoo artist friend who, while he was an apprentice, gave himself several tattoos on his legs and left arm before he felt comfortable performing a permanent action on another person.

I’m from Atlanta, and I’m just happy to finally be part of this conversation.

so yes, this star has a companion named π² Gruis

I had fried rice with grated hotdogs in it in Peru once. It was fucking awesome.

My name is Ron Johnson

Man, in any hypothetical Animal Vs. Animal discussion I’ve ever seen, gorillas are soooo underrated. My final answer depends on whether I’d have Beastmaster control over my squad or if I’d have to convince them to fight for my cause and marshal the field. But either way, I wants gorillas on my team.

I’m tempted to call the NYPD and report a stick lodged firmly up the ass of Deputy Chief Timothy J. Trainor.

It’s definitely somebody that I used to know. 

He kept rubbing my leg and was like, “You know, you’re so beautiful. I love your little nose, it’s like a little beet.” I go, “Did you say a beet? Like, what the f—-?” I started giving him a hard time about it. And he goes, “No, no, no, no! It’s majestic. It’s a very smart nose, like an eagle.” I was like, “Just keep…

I’m a little outside of Arequipa and it was scary as hell! Granted that’s at least partly because my first thought was that Misti was waking up.

Bortles & Foles sounds like some sort of disgusting old-timey Brittish food.

She looks like she teleported and it didn’t quite go right.