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And another named Dick Trickle!

Ooh yeah, gimme some Rimmer Fredette on Tush Parker action in my backcourt.

They really missed an opportunity not calling that album Off the Kob.

Nope, can’t claim it’s yours til you’ve peed on it!

Hugh E. Mighty?

Yeah, this made me feel as if I were being talked to like a small child but that’s still to complex because actually I’m a dog.

He has Resting Toad Face.

Yeah, that checks out. Even the Back to the Future universe had their version of Trump win after a Cubs WS.

I’d love to see Muck do some Code 45 kremlinology with this.

Fuck, man. If Santa can shrink AND manifest Legos, he could sneak inside Godzilla’s nostrils or ear holes or, uh, you know... cloaca... and produce untold billions or them. Can you imagine stepping on billions of Legos... from the inside... until you exploded?!

Hell, if the Reality Stone makes all that possible, there’s no reason we can’t have Radioactive Man as an Avenger and Bender as a Guardian of the Galaxy. 

I’m getting more of a Gob Bluth vibe.

I read that as ‘gigantic sex bot’ at first. Sometimes dyslexia is fun!

I’m not sure it’s bestiality if they’re both turtles.

Depending on where he was sitting, it might’ve been an upperdecker.

I googled ‘Trump in Nature’ to see and all I got were a bunch of pictures of him golfing and the search engine helpfully suggesting that I may have meant ‘Trump immature.’

In case you’d like to vomit, ‘a young socialite’ in Trump’s orbit in 2000 would almost certainly be a friend of Ivanka’s. I’ll bet $100 on Paris Hilton.

Now playing

Did you know there’s a band called the Flobots? Here’s one of their songs. It’s about a boastful demagogue who leads a holocaust, not that that’s relevant to anything!

Tumorous chicken filet’

Yes, this was my question as well.