A Glenn Becky?

Wait, are Aussie toilets like that because Aussie poops : regular poops :: Foster’s beer cans : regular beer cans? FOSTER’S: AUSTRALIAN FOR POOP 

It is worth invading Earth to see the end of an episode, according to Lrrr from the Planet Omicron Persei 8.

For a final touch of embarrassment for UNLV, the Rebels paid Howard University $600,000 to come play in Las Vegas. Ouch.

False, it is robots that destroy man, despite what your Bender studies professor says.

I thought you meant Kim Kardashian at first. Would rather watch that than Mayweather/MacGregor.

No one cares about your stupid BoSox.

Necessary. How many S’s? How many R’s? Do the C’s or S’s come first? Which syllables have E’s and which have A’s?

I assume it’s a German word for holding in a fart on an elevator.

IDK, I’m not really in to EDM.

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

To be fair I was pretty fucking stupid when I was a baby.

So classy

There’s one in Helena, Montana that they are thankfully (and surprisingly) removing soon. That’s damn near Canada.

Goudapocalypse

Man, the Angels really got that fishname market inefficiency cornered.

Have you tried a Mr. Meseeks?

Wait, what is the Pickle fiasco?! Do I even want to know? (I’m not googling Trump pickle fiasco).

He’s going to install a guilded sculpture of parrots fucking in the Oval Office, isn’t he?

I’m starting to think he’s just a glob of Trump’s bronzer that achieved sentience.