Goudapocalypse

Man, the Angels really got that fishname market inefficiency cornered.

Have you tried a Mr. Meseeks?

Wait, what is the Pickle fiasco?! Do I even want to know? (I’m not googling Trump pickle fiasco).

He’s going to install a guilded sculpture of parrots fucking in the Oval Office, isn’t he?

I’m starting to think he’s just a glob of Trump’s bronzer that achieved sentience.

I was gonna go with ‘outrunning The Beast in your new P.F. Flyers’ but yours is good too.

Well, folks from Georgia proudly say Hotlanta, so I wouldn’t trust their judgement on city nickname usage.

Forget the Toms and the Harrys, I remember when this website was still all about Dicks.

I have no problem with polyamory but a cross DC/Marvel relationship is a crime against nature.

I used to be a line cook, and every time some grease dripped down and caused a flare up, I sang ‘This Grill is on Fire’ at the top of my lungs.

Worst Procul Harum song ever.

What if God was one of us?

I cried watching Benji the Hunted on a bus ride in Peru a few years ago even though it was in Spanish so I didn’t know what anybody was saying. I was pretty drunk though.

Also a fraudulently gay married firefighter! Such range!

Earlier today I googled ‘cowboy lemur riding a fossa’ and got nothing, and yet this video exists. Very upsetting.

That’s legitimately cool, but is he living in the back of a u-haul?!

Yeah, no kidding. Some stories don’t have any heroes.

Damn it, the joke was right there!

I swear this is true: Morrissey once sat at a bar in Fort Collins, Colorado, trying to be anonymous. But a kid there recognized him, of course, and put ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’ on the jukebox. And then when it ended, he played it again. As the song wound down for the second time, Morrissey said, ‘if you play that song…