Goudapocalypse

Man, the Angels really got that fishname market inefficiency cornered.

Huh, I always figured The Horse Whisperer porn parody would be called The Whores Fisterer.

If I’m ever in Ireland I will purchase a small electronics connector so that I can dangle my Dingle dongle.

Have you tried a Mr. Meseeks?

Speaking as someone who studied early American archaeology for a long time: worst Clovis point argument ever.

Wait, what is the Pickle fiasco?! Do I even want to know? (I’m not googling Trump pickle fiasco).

He’s going to install a guilded sculpture of parrots fucking in the Oval Office, isn’t he?

I’m starting to think he’s just a glob of Trump’s bronzer that achieved sentience.

Actually the astronomical definition of day is “a single rotation of a planet in relation to its primary.”

I was gonna go with ‘outrunning The Beast in your new P.F. Flyers’ but yours is good too.

Well, folks from Georgia proudly say Hotlanta, so I wouldn’t trust their judgement on city nickname usage.

Forget the Toms and the Harrys, I remember when this website was still all about Dicks.

I have no problem with polyamory but a cross DC/Marvel relationship is a crime against nature.

I used to be a line cook, and every time some grease dripped down and caused a flare up, I sang ‘This Grill is on Fire’ at the top of my lungs.

Worst Procul Harum song ever.

Stop. My penis can only get so erect.

What if God was one of us?

I love that the second result in the image search you linked is Guy Fieri.