Kinda proves the point though: Joe West is a crew chief and has umpired in six World Series, two since Torre took over.

Well, some people are hung. But that’s generally considered a good thing.

Nah, I’m still salty about Molineaux/Cribb and that happened 172 years before I was born.

Clearly Tyson isn’t the greatest ever, but he is the only boxer that scared me as much as velociraptors as a kid. 

Speaking as a both Falcons fan and a terrible poker player: nailed it.

Derrick Rose is the drummer in this metaphor, right?

This guy is shit

Wait, sea-lawyer is an actual job title? Pretty rad, but I’d’ve gone with attorney-at-sea.

The fact that they are able investigate both simultaneously is quite the shocker.

More like it’s BOtoxicating, amiright!!!

Yeah, you can’t make a godawful song with the fucking Chainsmokers and then try to sell me on your high standards.

That ‘veteran’ is a Soros-funded gimp in Killary’s pedo pizza sex dungeon and Trump is a hero for mocking him, you cucktard!

That account is the only good thing on Twitter.

Unless you are limiting this to major DC/Marvel properties I have some qualms with this list. There’s no Mr. Glass, for example.

I honestly thought he was using “putting down the burrito” as a metaphor for fucking. In fact I’m certain Gronk call his dong The Burrito.

Ooohhh sshhhiiitttt and then Latveria and Wakanda could go to war!

Whatever, just as long as he doesn’t get moved to left field for Vinny Castilla.

Oh yeah. You can tell just by looking at her that she can unhinge her jaw and swallow a human head.

Isn’t that how Nomar got his name, too? Anyways, they sure have some great names in the Dutch Antilles. Roughned Odor, Jair Jurjens, Ivanon Coffie, Didi Gregorius, Xander Bogaerts, this guy.

It’s not the body count, it’s the relentlessly bleak and angsty take on superherodom. I don’t mind darker take here and there (or even a darkest timeline!) but shit, man, superheroes should be reveled in, not wallowed in.