I think they were fucking.

Goddammit I hope Batman catches that fucking hypertime wizard.

As much as I love Bender, I would much rather have his alter ego as a dad...

Nothin’ like sharing a good old fashioned swing dong with the dadster!

I think the Russians just saw an easy mark, because of his general and profound dumbassery and problematic business interests, and leaned on the actual smart people around him and/or inserted their operatives into his orbit. I reckon he is technically innocent of, and yet still totally responsible for, any collusion.

Oh, right! Everyone knows that, OBVIOUSLY.

I don’t know why this guy is so pissed about gerbils. I like gerbils! Would incite.

I would certainly pay for that before I paid to watch actual golf.

The OP left me full with existential sadness but I feel like maybe there’s hope now? “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn, or no?

I got Peel Potato :(

For a time in high school I was also a gangly, clumsy 6-foot-tall and 185 lb youngster. Sadly, I am beginning to suspect that I will never become a majestically graceful 18-footer.

Ah, that makes sense, good list otherwise. Of course, I wouldn’t be a good nerd without complaining about something, so I’ll amend my complaint to the absence of Max from Flight of the Navigator.

Every time I see LOLMETS I want an omelette.

I’m glad to see Tarkus get some recognition but putting the MST3K bots on the worst robots list is just unconscionable.

You say it like this:

I honestly think this might be a case of him just not listening *at all* during their meeting. Which is not any better of course.

OK but hotdogs are sandwiches.

Man, I wish Magneto could show up.

Not even Parliament-Funkadelic?