Same with Italian grape guy’s AYYY YYIE YYIE. What the fuck happened to him? And why are grape injuries so haunting?
The Cloaca Dialogues
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A while ago I would’ve advocated for Chris Pratt, because he is the celebrity people always say I look like. But someone said on his ‘Kind of a Ding-Dong’ post that he looks like a Pittsburgh potatoboy or something, so fuck that (and fuck me I guess). Chris Hemsworth is the best Chris.
My buddy invited me to a Smash Mouth show he had free passes to a couple of years ago, which I of course declined with great prejudice. It ended up being the infamous bread-throwing show where the lead singer threatened to fight members of the audience.
Oh yeah? Well you I’m eating a hotdog and fried egg sandwich for breakfast at 4 pm, so there!
I’m generally with you, in that effectively conveying your point is much more important than abiding by arbitrary spellings and nonsensical grammatical rules decided upon by humorless dicks. But I’ll be goddamned if I’ll stand by and let you misquote Stripes:
She should have her chefing license revoked if she doesn’t.
Speaking of time better spent microwaving, I recently realized that when nuking something for a minute, I can punch in 6-0 instead of 1-0-0. This is sure to save me tens of seconds over the course of my life, which I have apparently chosen to dedicate to writing this post. #lifehacks
Please tell me her restaurant is called The Yard.
They said ‘caballito’ which means baby horse, specifically a male baby horse, so you are correct.
Yeah, same with From Dusk Til Dawn era Selma Hayek...
Wait, you have a security clearance and you’ve been drinking? I don’t want to get you in trouble, but are... are aliens real?!
He has Beauregard for the rules.
Why are Ivanka and Melania dressed like they’re reenacting Death Becomes Her?
I don’t have much too add except to say that I’ve never heard ‘loudhailer’ before, and the fact that we call it ‘bullhorn’ instead seems almost too on-the-nose for an Anglicism versus Americanism comparison.
Perhaps because the true underlying Grand Theory of Everything is not String Theory but Noodle Theory.
MAD may make those types of conflict less frequent, but it only has to happen once to be the worst day in human history.
This is perhaps not the best thing, optically, for a world leader to do!
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