my guess

I think he just misspelled ‘repugnant.’

I am neither Russian nor a prostitute but I will pee on it for the low low price of $13 and a round trip plane ticket.

I admire but do not share your optimism.

That’s Racist.

Speaking as a liberal Atlantan, please kill me.

500 days of Fuckin’ up Humanity

I hate everything.

He flew too close to the sun... on wings of pastrami

... I take your point but I very do want that.

Wolverine healed form this, so I wouldn’t think a mere foreskin would be a bridge too far.

Man, if I die in a terrorist attack that douchebag better keep my name out of his face-anus or I’m gonna haunt the shit out of him.

I mean, I wouldn’t jerk off with it, but mentholated Head and Shoulders is delightful on my balls.

I have a buddy who will never do acid again after dropping some and then going to work...

I bet an Aphrodite Bodycomb would be perfect for sussing out a Chrotchtangle.