I have complaints, Portnoy.

You have misconceptions about Wandavision.

This is one of the all-time Shows That Should Have Been A Miniseries. There can be no horror or catharsis or anything worthwhile when it’s so tortuously extended.

“Fat, short, light skinned Latinas deserve to die.” - The A.V. Club. And probably also Chrissy Tiegen. 

The Ben Shapiro thing is funny because he has such an obvious complex about it. This, on the other hand, is just a shitty snipe at short people. Why is this ok, at all?

Well this has been a day. Learned that it’s ok to throw “white-passing” around, and mock people by calling them short.

I will never ever......ever ever ever........ever understand how my “pro black “ friends can worship Floyd and absolutely passionately hate Lebron......like HOW?!?!?!??!?!?!?

Put aside for a second Floyd Mayweather’s history as an unrepentant serial abuser of women and ESPN’s willingness to jump into bed with him, it’s so depressing to me that morons like the Paul brothers and Joe Rogan are living in a time period where people who are so below average at everything they do can become so…

Oh yes, shoot this into my veins. Sports takes from those that don’t watch sports are wonderful to me.

The point of the lawsuit isn’t really to draft women; it’s to get rid of mandatory Selective Service registration altogether on the grounds that it’s discriminatory.

I disagree. If anyone is subject to the draft, then everyone should be. And also I think that the families of Congress and the president's cabinet members should automatically be drafted first. Maybe if it's *their* children killing and dying they will be less inclined to start shit.

Is there no gay man at the AV Club who could write an article about queer casting in the only movie my gay ass has been excited about since 1997? I feel like I just ran into Lena Dunham in the bathroom at a gay bar. Artie could be the love child of Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather and he still wouldn’t be as…

“...somehow still-on variety show”

As another, more reasonable man, I can say definitively that you are wrong that “no man” would consider that rape. Some people having that fantasy doesn’t mean it’s okay to just do it without consent and a safe word.

Gross. What a sexist thing to say. A man in a relationship might not be so quick to call it rape, but they would definitely feel violated. The hand over the mouth after saying “wait”? Not right.

...as a string of pearls fall to the ground in slow motion.

The cold open is her parents getting eaten by a pack of feral dalmatians.

what makes her more evil than villains who kill PEOPLE and get people seem more sympathetic to

She kills the puppies for their fur, which is not the same thing as food.

I, for one, am absolutely pumped for this attempt to make me like a character whose only claim to fame is a desire to kill puppies.