thechurchofbillhicks
The Church of Bill Hicks
thechurchofbillhicks

That’s what people said before Guardians of the Galaxy.

(Am I at fault?)

DOOM IS NO VILLAIN. HE IS A BENEVOLENT RULER, LOVED BY ALL HIS SUBJECTS.

I definitely cried at this.

That entire family whores themselves out, every day. 

I guess more people just carried knives back then and it wasn’t considered really weird?

His acting wasn’t bad at all. He didn’t display emotion because one of the points of the film is that Deckard is behaving more like a machine than the robots he’s hunting.

Before reinventing himself as a serious awards-worthy actor in Silver Linings Playbook, Cooper played the zenned-out comic relief best friend to Matthew McConaughey in Failure To Launch, popped up in the ensemble rom-coms He’s Just Not That Into You and Valentine’s Day, and starred opposite Sandra Bullock in the

The key thing to remember is that Game of Thrones (ASOIAF) was never supposed to be a mainstream hit. It was always a niche series of novels made by an author that got tired of the traditional tropes and tried upending them in a fantasy setting. In other words, GOT is a fantasy novel series that largely rejects the

Easily tops Stephen Amell as the best celebrity to compete in a wrestling match. Very impressive.

Major is a good dog. He saw danger and protected his dad. The people he nipped are obviously suspect.

Hopefully they can give him the training that will help him be successful in that environment, perhaps some working dog training. Previous white house dogs have bit visitors in the past. It’s not exactly the easiest

I just tried the ‘make the window skinny method’ and it worked quite well.

Fuck yeah the return of Detective Catholic Rage.

Who amongst us has not been young and stuck our dick in crazy?

Guaranteed you enjoy some stuff that I and others would find fencepost dumb.

There. There’s the attention you’ve been trolling for. The sacrifice to the edgelord godz has been made.

I thought she quit drinking awhile back, I hope she's kept it up!

Atheists that turn atheism into it’s own dogma where if you disagree that x is the cause of the world’s ills you are wrong and let me explain to you why in the most condescending manner possible.

He’s a creepy weirdo who’s anti-trans, spends hours talking about what a drug addict he is and has ties to ufc. which should just about tell you what kind of person he is.

Pardon me, what now? Sounds like some prince has a really great publicist. Might I bring us all back to normal as we enjoy this: