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I distinctly remember the slow realization that for as well as La La Land was constructed, Chazelle had absolutely nothing to actually say with it. So this doesn’t have me very excited.

Well, she better not have nipples OR a vagina.

What an awful fucking list. 

People were blaming her for bring an asshole to the studio and refusing to take notes. Which in turn, left the third movie at a stand still.

WW84 was average as fuck and such a disappointment.

I mean no offense to Patty here, but if WW84 was any indication of the direction you wanted to take things, well... I have to say that, for once, I’m siding with the WB brass on this one.

What We Bone in the Shadows

Yeah, when she says the Democrats are “catering to the fringe,she’s just telling on herself as the worst possible kind of “moderate” where she’s cool with people being “moderately” homeless and poor.

I guess the last straw was Democrats and Joe Biden giving railroad workers one (1) sick day and a raise. Pretty close to communism if you ask me. Well, big companies and billionaires will finally be represented in the halls of power.

They have relationships, but they really don’t. They never hang up their spurs because of their kids. The things that really ground us and give us power, love, and a purpose? Those characters don’t experience it, and I think that’s not the way to make movies.”

Captain America gives up, well, everything to go back in time and actually retire from the superhero life so he can have a normal life. The entire point of the Hawkeye series, as you touched on re: Hawkeye, was getting out of the life to be able to live in peace with his kids. Cameron is just flat out incorrect on

And the Hulk is now a father too. The Guardians are all about being a family to each other. Even Thanos is given a plotline about his children. It feels like someone didn't really watch these films.

Excuse me, “le enfant terrible”? “Le”? If the noun starts with a vowel, it’s l, apostrophe. “L’enfant”! Get your fucking shit together!

Well, he’s wrong about MCU characters not having families or being motivated by them. Ant-Man is motivated by wanting to be a hero to his daughter; Hawkeye’s main storylines are about protecting or avenging his family; Iron Man retires to start a family with Pepper; Scarlet Witch is driven to villainy trying to regain

Its going to be so delicious when Stupid Fucking Blue Cat People 2 fails at the box office.

I really hate this fat suit argument. Being heavy is not an immutable characteristic. Punishing a thin actor by not letting them play somebody who either genetically or otherwise happens to be heavy is ridiculous and has nothing to do with acting. I guess we should force Zellweger to treat her body like Christian Bale

This struck me as... profoundly delusional and kind of the embodiment of the very worst parts of today’s queer culture. You fell in love with a man, married him, decided to write a book about pioneering women in sports who largely happened to be gay. All good! Love that.

I feel bad for your ex-husband.  You were obviously resentful of him because of a lie you told him and yourself.  That isn’t on him.  It’s on you.  

Is there any particular reason that you frame your husband as being some type of horrible villain, simply for having the audacity to (presumably) fall in love with you and ask you to marry him? Because he doesnt seem to have done anything wrong here, and there are a multitude of ways you could have told this story