Hockey-adjacent person here to confirm veracity of COBH’s claim.

It's sad, because while the tone seems unchanged (and they haven't been STICKING TO SPROTS), without the comments it feels absolutely hollow. 

Pouring one out for Deadspin right here. This is good Kinja. 

Yeah I assumed that. Usually it’s a point of pride when an athlete has nice quads because they’re defined and all. If he said sexy quads, that’d be different. I guess seeing her legs is a mild sexual thing? Compared to I want to fuck my co-worker though huh. 

The comments from Weir and Lipinski -

So this is a feminist website that can’t tell some extremely talented and successful women apart? Makes total sense!

I’m not advocating for Depp’s total innocence, but to say “Heard is at least a shitty person in regards to being verbally nasty” totally ignores the recorded conversation where she admits to hitting him. Like, her voice, clear admission of having hit Johnny, and then she tries to downplay it saying it was only a slap,…

Don’t forget his turn as Benedick (opposite maybe the best ever DW Companion aka DONNAAAA) in Much Ado About Nothing (which I guess falls in your middle category above?)! Ditto his take on Hamlet, which is indisputably the best take on Hamlet, and which also has Sir Patrick Stewart, ooooo. (Srsly it’s excellent.)

But DeVos believes this is a cop-out. During a press conference last week, she said the county’s move, “would fail America’s students, and it would fail taxpayers who pay high taxes for their education.”

Kidding! It’s just as bad as I thought it’d be.

This is a fantastic piece. But I want to add that I think this (“If you’re a man who represents the socialized ideal of Peak Masculinity—brash, cocksure, manipulative, unapologetic, seductive—you can have your way with us.”) goes across the board with males, regardless of color.  Most of those white dumb dumbs at…

There’s also Stephen Jackson making this even worse

I love iced coffee and have tried every brand to drink at home. Dunkin Donuts is my favorite.

Yeah DD’s coffee is much better than Starbucks. Starbucks usually tastes burnt?!? It’s the drive through coffee I trust the most- Starbucks without all the sugary milkshake stuff tastes about the same quality as McDonalds. I don’t know how they train their employees but I’m going to say not well

Start the WAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course you don’t remember it, Amy, because, as the Sony leak proved, you say about a million dumbshit things a day. That’s way too many to keep track of or even be aware of the individual dumbshit content levels.

There are literally recordings of her admitting she made it up.

‘I was hitting you, it was not punching you,’ Amber says to Johnny. ‘Babe, you’re not punched.’ Then, exasperated: ‘You are such a baby. Grow the fuck up Johnny…I did not hurt you, I did not punch you, I was hitting you.’