I’m thinking a well made-up Jim Carrey could swing it.

Agreed.

Yep. Moss’s character’s plot armor puts late season Game of Thrones to shame.

Indeed. He paid a lot of money for that re-sod, and it looks foreign to the rest of his head/face.

If Morello’s not playing a bard, what are we doing here?

Along with the challenge of casting, our new, more tolerant culture would never stand for many of Buford’s racist, hate...

“If one wants to honor Susan B. Anthony today, a clear stance against any form of voter suppression would be welcome.”

“I mean that’s... the entire point of the film though.”

Boy, this would be funnier to me if Trump wasn’t tweeting support to these people.

Had no idea Ellen was that powerful. 

I feel we missed out with Hicks on W. and Trump. Although as much as he was a foundational figure for me, a lot of his stuff didn’t age well.

Thanks so much, interesting response. I’m not sure what to do with Ellen herself in this; as others have mentioned, her playing around with GWB and subsequent pearl clutching when she was called out over it makes me question her at every level, and I would have hoped that people would have given more credence to…

“Brad Garrett and [turns crank on thing full of Bingo balls also bearing the names of celebs] Leah Thompson have come forward, alleging that DeGeneres is far from the dutiful though ultimately innocent leader she’s trying to cast herself as.”

“I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter”

Punching Nazis is always the right answer.

“Still don’t know what a Wayne Gretzky is.”

Gracias. I refuse to set foot into that Potemkin village/land of lost souls that is Deadspin now. I’m told there’s no comments on the articles anymore. 

Quads = See her legs. As a hockey fan, I’ll say the following: If Roenick reached this hard when he was back-checking, he’d have won the Selke repeatedly. (Trust me, it makes sense)

That makes sense. I’m not barista, but I’m told that Starbucks scalds their coffee, so that would probably be the burnt flavor you accurately pointed out.

NOOOPPPEE. Y’all go ahead. In Western New York, my coffee rankings are 1. Undergrounds. 2. Public Espresso and these two come in somewhere after being hit by a bus (to use the traditional Gawker Scale).