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The Church of Bill Hicks
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In terms of buying a brewed cup of house coffee, I’ve had better enjoyment from Dunkin than Starbucks.

I got hit for not getting things right rather than not listening, but thanks for calling in.

Yeah, no. As I said before, Bull Shit.

I mean, I’ve been alive for slightly over 4 decades and I’ve met two bad dogs in that time.

Hilarious. You know how women aren’t believed even when they have evidence of physical assault? The same thing is true when you’re bigger and stronger than your partner, and you have marks and she doesn’t.

As a man who’s been in a domestically abusive relationship and told by several of the women in my life to “man up about it”, fuck you.

He’s an interesting villain who’s actually a bit uncomfortably underdeveloped. Without getting into spoilers, my wife and I spent a fair amount of time discussing his character. 

Relax, they’re a business. They only worry that this mix will stop selling like hot cakes.

I for one am eager to share this on Social Media and listen to the resulting bad faith arguments in response.

In the stand alone photo, Skarsgard looks like Ace Ventura with a beard.

Seriously Amen. Constantly fucking up trimming your beard and second-guessing yourself is a central part of growing and keeping your beard.

I considered that, but if penne doesn’t “work” the way his messy bun pasta has in the past, then I’m guessing any thicker pastas wouldn’t work.

It looks like a sort of messy…like, the hair bun on a girl.”

We’re heading towards that end, but we haven’t completely mapped it out.”

While I think that everyone should take a break from April Fools’ Day this year for the remainder of human history,

These kids are in their 20s.”

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Indeed. Shows like Tiger King are the modern equivalent of Victorians sightseeing at a mental asylum.