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The Church of Bill Hicks
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Wow, I’m so sorry for your family’s loss.

So, I unfollowed Trump on Twitter a ways back and decided to peek in today. Note: DO NOT DO THIS. FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH AND SPIRITUAL WELL BEING. Seriously, I can recommend books to you if you’re bored.

I’d bet money on Harris as Biden’s running mate. She checks a lot of boxes for him. Oddly enough, as a supporter of 1. Warren and 2. Sanders, I never thought about who would be their running mates.

I’m hopeful that I will be like my grandmother, who was 96 and left as humanly possible up until the day she died.

Not a parent, one of the few promises I kept to my teenage self.

Harris as a Biden running mate would be a good bet, I just wouldn’t bet on the part where they win an election against Trump.

So, I’m not sure where else to ask this: As a GenXer whose ranked choices were 1. Warren and 2. Sanders and is now staring at 161. (right after being hit by a bus) Biden, is it time to give up on young voters?

Personally, I’m old enough to remember the similarly themed 1992 Pepsi ad featuring Cindy Crawford that was referred to, hilariously, as “iconic.” Time flies!

“Alas, it looks like journalists will have to focus their energy reporting stories that actually matter instead of debate gossip”

If I believed in heaven, it would just be Mr. Rogers and dogs, but I think we could squeeze those two in as well.

Same. I also thought she’d get a bigger bump out of the buzz she got for her exchanges with Barr post-Mueller report.

It has a whiff of “Not all [insert dominant group]!” Of course we’re not implicating every single person

This is wrong:

Go to hell, ya jerk! Telling me they have The Black Hole! Making me re-watch it to face my childhood nightmares about Maximilian! Gahhhh

Although I guess now we know which team really wants Tua, although Bengals and Jets are still there in the running.

The issue with Trump and his MAGA cult is that you cannot debate with people who have regressed to the point where they no longer have a grasp on object permanence.

Seriously, look at the contrast in color between hand and face (and I’m talking top of the hand). Those aren’t even in the same row at the paint samples rack at Lowe’s.

But there’s a certain team-building logic to what the Steelers did.

you ask, “why did she willingly go back to his house after he allegedly held her down and raped her as she shouted stop?”

Operating under the assumption that Trump wins in 2020, he wouldn’t even be able to run in 2024.